i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
Now is a good time for a post of puppy pictures of my Waldo.
I took all of these last year when he was just a baby!
- boy: i hate being poor
- grandpa: were going to the fun factory
- mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
sam fucking winchester everybody
who has to point a gun down to be aiming at someone’s heart
wow i thought we were going to be emotional about how far gone he was and bby no stop but we’re just talking about height difference
His hair was so short back then
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
I think you mean “words I’m going to use all the time”
You’re waldeinsamkeit and your phone is dead
then all of a sudden
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”