The Life and Times of a Modern Day Fangirl

(somebody please help me)

07 Oct teawitch:

Shirt here

teawitch:

Shirt here

07 Oct

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

07 Oct apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the hell are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

The very first pokemon.

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the hell are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

The very first pokemon.

07 Oct

(Source: peetamelalrk)

07 Oct

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(Source: slayboobunny)

07 Oct ancap-princess:

davidsotactical:

Ahahahahaha

When unearthly fire rains from the sky to consume us all, at least we’ll know why.

ancap-princess:

davidsotactical:

Ahahahahaha

When unearthly fire rains from the sky to consume us all, at least we’ll know why.

(Source: aquaticrecords)

07 Oct

intensional:

how can pugs be so ugly but so cute at the same time

07 Oct

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

06 Oct

boyquail:

its-called-deduction-use-it:

Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?

you know what else is illegal? meth

you know what people still do? meth

06 Oct

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

(Source: youslyraccoon)

06 Oct sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

06 Oct la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

06 Oct

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: booeste)

06 Oct

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

06 Oct

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein)