The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the hell are you?
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
When unearthly fire rains from the sky to consume us all, at least we’ll know why.
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?
you know what else is illegal? meth
you know what people still do? meth
The varying wavelengths of different colors
Adorable science is adorable.
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction